Conversation: GD and SAD Auto Correct Fail

Yesss, this finally happened. Apparently our computers think RGB (red green blue, a color process) should be autocorrected to not appropriate for work speak. Thank you co-worker for making me cry I was laughing so hard.

Conversation: Creative and MD

Creative 1: A** is having hot flashes!

MD: A**, you're too young to be menopausing, you should be menostarting.

Creative 1: Late Bloooooomer. I really hope that happened when you were 12.

Creative 2: Truth.

Conversation: MD and a Designer

Our MD ordered us food so we could stay in the office for some tight deadlines.

MD: Food in the front, creative out the back.

AC: Have you ever been to outback it's australian food . . . ?

ME: is it really?

Conversation: Creative and an AE

Creative: Do you have the itinerary?

AE: No.

Creative: What time is breakfast?

AE: 8:30

Creative: You just said you didn't ahve the itinerary?

AE: I don't, but I know what time everything is.

Creative: What time is the presentation?

AE makes a scrunched face

Creative: Are you pooping?